LPRFC D4 59 Kenosha 7

LPRFC D4 59 Kenosha 7

by | Sep 16, 2024 | Featured, Match Reports, News, Rugby

In the grand theatre of Midwestern rugby, Lincoln Park D4 orchestrated a symphony of destruction, leaving Kenosha battered and bewildered in a 59-7 thrashing that will echo through the annals of the league for seasons to come.

At the heart of this ruthless display was the mercurial McCann, pulling the strings at fly-half with the grace of a virtuoso and the cunning of a card sharp. Spurred on by his own personal chorus line on the sidelines, McCann carved through Kenosha's defence like a hot knife through butter, notching up a quartet of tries that left the opposition questioning their life choices.

But this was no one-man show. In the engine room, Swancy proved to be a second-row colossus, combining the light fingers of a master thief with the raw power of a charging rhino. His performance was a masterclass in the dark arts of forward play, leaving Kenosha's pack looking like lost sheep in a wolf's den.

The front row, often the unsung heroes of any rugby match, today sang louder than a Welsh male voice choir. Robb and Lyons slotted in with the seamless precision of a Swiss watch, while David – oh, David! – redefined the role of the modern prop. Watching him gallop across the turf before contact was like witnessing a wildebeest migration in miniature. One can only imagine the nightmares that will haunt Kenosha's tacklers in the weeks to come.

And let us not forget the boot of Clarke, as reliable as death and taxes. His conversion rate of 7 from 9 ensured that each try was given its full due, turning what could have been merely a victory into an absolute rout.

As for Kenosha, they found themselves mere spectators to their own demise. Their defensive line, sliding to cover the outside channels with all the effectiveness of a chocolate teapot, left gaps that McCann exploited with gleeful abandon. Their solitary try stands as a lone candle in the face of a hurricane – admirable in its defiance, but ultimately futile.

In the end, this was more than a match; it was a statement. Lincoln Park D4 have thrown down the gauntlet, and as they bask in the afterglow of their second emphatic victory of the season, one can't help but wonder: is this the birth of a dynasty, or merely a fleeting moment of brilliance? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain – rugby in these parts will never be the same again.

Team: Robb, Lyons T, David, Foley, Swancy, Church, Sisti, Olander, Walsh E, McCann, DeLisa, Daley, Clarke, Walther, Rosenfeld

Finishers: Rowley, Carter, Patat, Brach, McDonough, Callovini, Niewinski, Clark

Try: McCann 4, Swancy 3, Daley 1, Walsh 1
Con: Clarke 7

LPRFC D2 7 Chicago Blaze 71

LPRFC D2 7 Chicago Blaze 71

by | Sep 16, 2024 | Featured, Match Reports, News, Rugby

In a display of tactical acumen and relentless pressure, Chicago Blaze outmaneuvered Lincoln Park in a contest that showcased the ruthless efficiency of a well-executed kicking game. Park, for all their early promise and ball retention, found themselves on the back foot as Blaze unleashed a barrage of long, searching kicks that pinned their opponents deep in their own territory.

The opening quarter saw Park's initial brightness fade into a two-try deficit, a testament to Blaze's clinical exploitation of field position. Their chasers, like hounds after foxes, harried the Park back three, forcing errors that would make a schoolboy blush. It was a masterclass in territorial domination, with Blaze conducting the orchestra and Park merely along for the cacophonous ride.

Amidst the wreckage of Park's gameplan, there were glimmers of resistance. Husselbee, a centre with the subtle touch of a sledgehammer, carved paths through the Blaze defense with runs that spoke of raw power and determination. His defensive efforts were equally noteworthy, each tackle a seismic event that resonated across the pitch.

In the engine room, Mainquist playing his first game at prop, announced his arrival with the subtlety of a freight train. The front row forward not only held his own in the dark arts of the scrum but carried the ball with the zeal of a man possessed. His defensive work rate was nothing short of Herculean, a beacon of hope in Park's faltering resistance.

Park's lone try, a silver lining in an otherwise leaden sky, came courtesy of the ever-reliable Rivera. The hooker's scoring streak, now extending to every game this season, speaks volumes of his predatory instincts. Yet, in the grand scheme of this encounter, it was but a footnote in Blaze's dominant narrative.

As the second half wore on, Park's resolve melted faster than an ice cream in the Sahara. The heat, both from the weather and Blaze's relentless onslaught, saw their structure wilt and waver. It was a sobering lesson in the importance of adaptability and resilience at this level of the game.

For Lincoln Park, the road ahead looks as challenging as a tightrope walk over Niagara Falls. They'll be hoping for a phoenix-like rise from these ashes next week,

Blaze, meanwhile, will march on, their kicking game a weapon as potent as any in the arsenal of modern rugby. Today was a reminder that in the grand chess game of rugby, sometimes the boot is mightier than the hand.

Team: Mainquist, Rivera, Leyman, DeBacker, Mulkerin, Anderson, Fehr, Jahner, Aiello, Carso, Polansky, Cooley, Husselbee, Wafer, Finnegan

Finishers: Walker, Primdahl, Davey, Karris, LaFlore, Nolan, Scully, Walsh J

Try: Rivera 1
Con: Jahner 1

Chicago Lions 36 LPRFC D2 10

by | Sep 8, 2024 | Featured, Match Reports, News, Rugby

In the sweltering heat of a Chicago summer, Lincoln Park and the Chicago Lions clashed in a contest that laid bare the harsh realities of rugby's unforgiving nature. With the mercury pushing into the high 80s, Park blooded two debutants - Adam Cooley in the midfield and George Daley in the engine room - but it was their exit strategy, or lack thereof, that gifted the Lions an early advantage.

The Lions, ever the opportunists, pounced on Park's territorial generosity, turning a botched clearance into a scrum and subsequent try. The scoreboard ticked over again when a Park handling error was ruthlessly punished, the Lions' centre scooping up the loose ball to extend their lead.

Park's riposte came through the bullish Rivera, who peeled off a maul with the subtlety of a freight train to barge over. Rivera's carrying was a rare bright spot in an otherwise disjointed Park performance, his several strong runs a testament to his individual quality amidst the collective struggle.

Yet for all Rivera's endeavour, Park's lack of cohesion was their undoing. Handling errors plagued their attacking forays, while a litany of penalties at the breakdown - mostly for the cardinal sin of holding on - kept them pinned in their own half. The referee's whistle became a soundtrack of frustration for the Park faithful.

The Lions' dominance was further underlined by a penalty try just before the interval, though Park could take some solace from their scrum, which stood firm against the tide. The Lions, for their part, found their lineout to be less than a sure thing, offering Park a glimmer of hope in the set-piece battle.

As the second half unfolded, the Lions stretched their legs and their lead, dotting down twice more to put the result beyond doubt. Park, however, refused to go quietly into the night. DeLisa, with pace that would make a cheetah blush, scorched down the right touchline for a 40-yard try that served as a reminder of the latent talent in the Park ranks.

In the end, it was a day when the Lions roared and Park whimpered. For the debutants, Cooley and Daley, it was a baptism of fire that will either forge them into harder, sharper players or leave them questioning their life choices. As for Park, they'll need to address their continuity issues and breakdown discipline if they hope to avoid similar maulings in the future. The Lions, meanwhile, will take this victory and look to build on a performance that, while not flawless, showed enough teeth to suggest they'll be a force to be reckoned with this season.

2024 Fall Pre-season

2024 Fall Pre-season

by | Aug 12, 2024 | Featured, News, Rugby

Pre-season training has begun. While we already a couple of weeks into our preparation for the Fall 2024 season, we still welcome new players of all experience and ability to come out and join us.

Our current training sessions for August are split between two locations. Training runs from 7pm - 9pm both evenings.

Tues: Addison softball fields, just west of the golf course clock tower. This is a grass field.

Thurs: Chase Park (4701 N Ashland Ave, Chicago, IL 60640). This is a turf field.

Our coaching staff is here to help you become the best player you can be.

LPRFC D4 begin with big win

LPRFC D4 begin with big win

by | Sep 18, 2023 | Featured, Match Reports, News, Rugby

Match Report: Lincoln Park's Dominant Victory Over Chicago Dragons

In a display of sheer dominance and precision, Lincoln Park Rugby Club left their mark on the pitch as they soundly defeated the Chicago Dragons with a resounding 50-3 victory. It was a match that showcased not only the defending champions' unyielding spirit but also their depth, as several new faces made their mark in the emarald and banana.

Park's Championship Defense Begins in Style

With the CARFU League Championship to defend, Lincoln Park entered the contest with an air of determination that was palpable. The roar from the home crowd set the stage for a memorable afternoon, and the team did not disappoint.

Callovini's First-Half Brilliance

The early stages of the match saw Lincoln Park making their intentions clear. Two tries in quick succession, both from the clinical boot and agile feet of Dom Callovini, signaled their intent to dominate from the outset. The first half showcased Park's meticulous execution, with Callovini's contributions putting his side firmly in control.

Olander's Hat-Trick Heroics

As the first half progressed, it was clear that the Dragons were struggling to contain the relentless Lincoln Park attack. Collin Olander, a name that is sure to be remembered, etched his mark on the match with a spectacular hat-trick. His blistering pace and uncanny ability to find the try line left the Dragons' defense in tatters.

Jewell's Double Delight

Bobby Jewell was another standout performer for Lincoln Park, contributing tries in both halves. His knack for being in the right place at the right time added to the Dragons' woes, and his contributions were crucial in maintaining Lincoln Park's momentum.

Huschen's Interception

To complete the scoring, Dan Huschen demonstrated his defensive prowess with a game-ending interception. His alertness and anticipation turning into a Lincoln Park try, leaving no doubt about the outcome.

Pearman's Precision

In the second half, Lincoln Park continued to assert their dominance, with great goal-kicking accuracy from Pearman, who also managed to cross the try line himself. His precise kicking added valuable points, further demoralizing the Dragons.

Lyons' Lineout Mastery

In the set pieces, Zac Lyons was nothing short of dominant. His command of the lineout, both on their own ball and in stealing opposition throws, showcased the importance of this facet of the game. Lincoln Park's set piece platform was a foundation for their success.

Room for Improvement

While Lincoln Park's performance was nothing short of impressive, there was still room for reflection. A little more awareness and timing of passes might have created even more scoring opportunities, leaving fans to ponder the extent of their potential.

In the end, it was a statement victory from the defending champions, Lincoln Park Rugby Club. As they raised their hands in triumph and the crowd erupted in applause, one couldn't help but wonder if this was the start of another championship-winning campaign. With such a commanding performance, they have certainly laid down the gauntlet for their rivals in the CARFU League.