by J1 | Feb 25, 2020 | Columnists, Featured, News, Rugby
Hello and welcome to week 4 of super rugby, not even a queef edition. A truly embarrassing weekend for the Chiefs, who cede the top of the Kiwi division to the Crusaders after their shock loss to the Brumbies. Such was their impotence that I’d like to describe...
by J1 | Feb 19, 2020 | Columnists, Featured, News, Rugby
Welcome back to super rugby, it’s week 3 and we are already sending reports on Wednesday edition. Not a huge amount to cover, but if this is not enough content to last your bowel movement you should consider fiber supplementation. First, a programming note:...
by J1 | Feb 11, 2020 | Columnists, Featured, News, Rugby
Hello and welcome to Super Rugby Week 2, the fall of the crusades edition. Tolstoy here with another masterpiece of rugby musings. Should be more than enough content to get you through your midday shit; if it’s not you need to eat more raisin bran. First, a...
by J1 | Feb 7, 2020 | Columnists, News, Rugby
Professional rugby for the past month has been so boring it hurts my soul. One out runners, going off feet in the rucks, and not a quick tap penalty to be found has would-be viewers wailing and gnashing their teeth. But stay your fears and put down the...
by J1 | Jul 9, 2019 | Columnists, News, Rugby
The invisible hand of the Whitelock edition. Ratings for the games:Jaguares Brumbies: 2.5/10Crusaders Hurricanes: 8/10 Talking Points:Jaguares 39 – Brumbies 7: Never a game. Jags dominated every facet of the game save one: the scrum. On that note,...
